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After missing a news conference, Johnny Depp came up with a very unlikely alibi. "I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called 'chupacabra.' I fought with it for hours. They're very persistent, very mean. And I'm pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we'll never see him again. Thank you for understanding," he told reporters. The fib drew laughter from reporters that were kept waiting for an...